When dad got home the other night (from his job as a high school guidance counselor), mom told him that Calvin had made some plans for his future.
Mom: Calvin, tell dad what you said you want to do when you grow up.
Calvin: A naked wrestling coach?
Dad: What?
Mom: That's NOT what he said!
Calvin: I mean...no...um...what?
Mom: What did you tell me earlier?
Calvin: Oh, I want to be an underwear model.
Dad: How did you even know that was a job? You've said you want to be an astronaut, an artist for Disney/Pixar, a wrestling coach...why doesn't anyone ever say they want to be a guidance counselor?
Calvin: What's that?
Epilogue:
After hearing this story, Grandpa asked Calvin if he wanted to be naked and coach wrestling or coach naked wrestlers. "Both!" Seems he wants to take it back to the Greek Olympic style of wrestling.
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