Dad: Calvin, get in the bathroom, put your pajamas on and brush your teeth.
Calvin: I need to go downstairs and get Woof-woof (a stuffed dog).
Dad: You're late for bed already. You've never had to have that thing to go to bed before.
Calvin: I need it tonight. I'll go get it.
Dad: No you won't, I'll get it. Brush your teeth and get your pajamas on.
Calvin (throwing himself on the ground): I want to get it. You never let me do anything.
Dad: FINE! Hurry up.
Aiden: Dad, Calvin is taking toys to school.
Dad: What?
Aiden: He went downstairs to put legos in his school bag.
Dad: Seriously?
Aiden: You better check his bag.
Dad: Calvin, did you take legos downstairs to sneak to school?
Calvin: What...why would you ask me...I didn't do anything...I know I'm not supposed to...why would you ask me...no...what?
Dad: Ok, I'll check your back and I'll keep anything that shouldn't be there.
Calvin: Agghh! FINE, I'll go get them.
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