A couple of years ago, this scenario took place in the bathroom at bedtime.
Dad: Calvin, you need to go to the bathroom before bed.
Calvin: (Silence)
Dad: Calvin, I need you to go to the bathroom before bed, come on.
Calvin: I'm not Calvin, I'm Spider-Man.
Dad: Fine, Spider-Man, I need you to go to the bathroom before bed.
(At this point, Calvin wrap his arms and legs around his dad's legs).
Dad: Spider-Man, get off me and go to the bathroom before you pee on my knees.
Calvin: I won't pee on your knees, I'll piss in your face!
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