Dad: Oliver, are you navigating?
Calvin (from the bathroom): That was me!
Dad: You can use the Wii remote from the bathroom?
Calvin: No, I thought that meant farting.
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Really interested in the art of Ninjutsu
Calvin: I know what I want to do. Two things actually. I want to be an artist...
Dad: You're very good at that.
Calvin: ...and a ninja master.
The next day -
Calvin: Are ninjas real?
Dad: They were once, a long time ago.
Calvin: But not anymore?
Dad: I don't think so.
Calvin: But they have schools right?
Dad: You're very good at that.
Calvin: ...and a ninja master.
The next day -
Calvin: Are ninjas real?
Dad: They were once, a long time ago.
Calvin: But not anymore?
Dad: I don't think so.
Calvin: But they have schools right?
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