The difference between Calvin and Aiden? A conscience.

At his uncle's wedding recently, Aiden got to sit at a different table from his parents. When he wanted to be finished with dinner, he brought his plate over to mom and dad to see if he could be done. The plate was mostly empty, so they said yes.

About half an hour later, he brought another plate up. "We thought you were already done. Why does this plate have so much more food on it?"

"That one wasn't mine."

She might have a problem

The family was gathered around the dinner table one evening several months ago, when Halei got curious: "Mom, do you like wine?" she asked.

"Oh, oh... she LOVES wine," Calvin replied.